“Oh Daddy, you wouldn’t do that….would you?”
When the teenage boys got ‘wheels’ and started asking my daughters for dates, I threatened to require each boy to complete a questionnaire so I could check his credentials.
I didn’t. But #3 Daughter never forgot. And when she accepted his invitation, she helped Jack Wood write the questionnaire he presented when they announced their engagement.
Questionnaire for the Father of the Bride
Asset Value of Daughter
1. Expected Inheritance for Daughter: ___________ (round to the nearest $500K)
2. Expected Date of Inheritance: ______(year)
3. Please list any known allergies to food and/or medication that may cause fatal reactions: ____________________
4. Number of sailboats to be inherited:
5. Dollar amount of annual Christmas presents:
6. Dollar amount of yearly tax-free distributions:
Visitation Rights
7. Number of expected visits per year:
8. Estimated Length of Visit:
_____ 2 hours or less (acceptable)
_____ more than 2 hours (call ahead for reservation)
Family Medical History
9. Number of immediate family members (do not include animals):
10. Number of inbred family members (do not include pets):
11. Number of family members currently committed to mental institutions:
12. Number of family members currently incarcerated:
Miscellaneous
13. How do you prefer to greet son-in-law:
____handshake _____hug ______kiss ____drunk
____turn and run ______shotgun _____she’s your problem now
Ooooo yes Mickey/Jack beat Daddy
To it. 😁
We Had a lot of fun doing thud